Twentyfirst Century Youth Point - TCYpoint

Two goldfish in a bowl:
Goldfish 1: Do u believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do u think changes the water?

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat

Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away

"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse

"Well, son, that's y it's important 2 learn a 2nd language."

If big elephants have big trunks,

do small elephants have suitcases?

2 cows r standing in a field.
1 says 2 other "Aren't u worried abt Mad Cow Disease?"
The other says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

A friend walks in, when rest of the world walks out.

- Anonymous

One Friend to another:

what did u do on mothers day?

2nd Frnd: Helped many girls

to become mothers...

My Eyes: 2 luk at u

My Hands: 2 pray for u

My Mind: 2 care for u

My Heart: 2 luv u &

My Legs: 2 kick u if u forget me.

Good Friend Is Like A Computer

I enter ur life, save u in my heart,

format ur problems, shift u 2 opportunities

& never delete u from my memory!

My friend, the best thing I like about u is that,

U R very sentimental ....10% Senti and 90% Mental.